Photo and caption by Michael Bevil
I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments.
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
Fact: Instead of coming out of the closet, pansexuals come out of the fridge. This helps them maintain their freshness and coolness.
Can we make this the most reblogged picture on Tumblr
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man